{"product_id":"family-treasure-security-guard-christmas-ornament-gift","title":"Family Treasure Security Guard Christmas Ornament Gift","description":"For the guard who keeps the night safe, this bright white oval ornament delivers a punch of humor that will spark a laugh at every glance. The bold quote, \"I May Be A Security Guard, But I Can't Fix Stupid People,\" sits front and center, turning a simple decoration into a conversation starter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis gift is ideal for security personnel, night-shift workers, or anyone who appreciates a witty nod to the challenges of their job. It fits birthdays, promotions, or a holiday surprise that acknowledges the hard work and sharp wit of a guard on duty. The recipient will feel seen and celebrated, and the sender will know the message is heartfelt.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss finish, the ornament is lightweight yet sturdy, making it safe for homes with children or pets. Its edge-to-edge sublimation print guarantees vivid colors that stay bright year after year. The included gold cord allows easy hanging on any tree or mantle, adding a festive touch without extra effort.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive this ornament to a guard who deserves a little levity this Christmas. Add it to your cart today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChosen by family members who cherish the night shift hero, this ornament celebrates the unique bond between a guardian and their loved ones, reminding them that every shift is a shared story.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for holiday decorating, the bright white oval fits any tree, while the gold cord ensures easy hanging on branches or mantle shelves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA durable MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish guarantees a long-lasting, vivid print that resists chipping and keeps the quote sharp through seasons. The edge-to-edge sublimation delivers bright, vivid colors that stay vibrant year after year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis keepsake features the printed line, \"I may be a security guard, but I can't fix stupid people,\" a playful reminder of the guard's daily reality that sparks conversation and laughter among friends and family.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet one today and add a touch of humor to your holiday décor, turning every glance into a smile and creating a lasting conversation piece that celebrates the everyday hero in your life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":48788109754537,"sku":"PTM-29-18-186941","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1106\/1138\/files\/oval_ornament_186941_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1789776936","url":"https:\/\/www.dealpony.com\/products\/family-treasure-security-guard-christmas-ornament-gift","provider":"DealPony","version":"1.0","type":"link"}